Monday, June 11, 2012

Why Elephants are Better Than Humans by Rustam Muharamov


Why are elephants better than people?  Even if they are not able to jump?  There are many reasons why elephants are better than people, but I will explain only a few. To begin, cupidity is almost the biggest problem of the people. Jealousy is the second thing that is no less important. And the last but not the least thing is what elephants don't have, selfishness. Did you know that elephants never lie to each other? And they are never greedy.

Greed will never make an elephant marry an old rich elephant just for his money. But no matter, I still think that the best animal for a pet is a chicken.  Even though elephants are very pretty, it is not enough to be the best pet. Maybe I could be wrong about greed. But I am confident about grudge(.

Jealousy also is not a trait of elephants. That’s why elephant are never jealous of each other. Did you see how some elephants envy other elephants?  Of course not because there is not many elephants in Minnesota.  Do you remember the last time when you saw an elephant?  However I know that you see chickens every time that you go to Target. Also elephants never are egoistic.

Selfishness is the thing that causes problems many times, when you think only about yourself. But of course elephants never feel selfish. Maybe because the brain of an  elephant is three times bigger than the brain of a human. Elephants never eat the last piece of a cake, when you have even not tasted it and they already ate three pieces. Furthermore, not only are elephants unselfish, they are very beautiful.

Just as I said elephants are very smart and beautiful creatures. They never cheat, lie or be greedy. Elephants never feel jealousy when they see how somebody is doing something better than them. Elephants will always give you a dollar if you very much need it. And if elephants have more food that they can eat, they will share with you. Respect elephants and be nice to them. And now for my favorite part.

Why chickens are better than elephants?  Maybe because they can jump, and even more some people think that chickens can fly. Chickens are even more beautiful and very clever animals. But people don’t think about it. They think that chickens are very stupid.  They think that the only thing that chickens can do is lay eggs. Once I saw a chicken that put to death (*WC) a cat just to preserve (*WC) her little kids. Elephants never kill a cat to defend their children. Also chickens have eight thousand feathers, however an elephant has no feathers at all. The best thing about chickens is that you can eat a chicken for a breakfast, lunch or dinner. However you can eat elephant only for dinner. 

Things are very difficult in this life, and people don’t have time for the problem of chickens and elephants. They only think about their selves.  No matter chickens or elephants, breakfast, lunch or dinner, and no matter who is better, the point is you spent two minutes of your life reading this. And you can never return that time. However now you know that elephants are the only non-jumping land mammal.  

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